Restroom Report

Head to Head: Battle of the Barnyard Bathrooms

Left: Flatbush Farm, bring your own candle. Center and right: The cheery chamber at the Farm on Adderley.Photo:丹尼尔·毛雷尔
Musing on the new crop ofHaute Barnyard再保险staurants, the Gobbler has promised those in need of relief that “there will often be herbs in the bathroom, and, if you’re lucky, a sprig of lavender.” We put the loos of two recent contenders,Flatbush Farmin Prospect Heights andthe Farm on Adderleyin Ditmas Park, to thetest.

Concept:像一捆捆的干草点缀它的天井,农场on Adderley’s bathroom channels an Old Sturbridge Village guesthouse. There’s a chart for cooking with herbs, old-timey tile floor, framed postcards of the Coney Island shore in a recessed shelf, and a crystal chandelier. The more minimalist Flatbush Farm offers dark isolation chambers with futuristically backlit silver ceilingtrim.

Privacy:With three separate rooms at Flatbush Farm, there’s little worry that someone else is waiting for you to finish. The restrooms in both restaurants have curtainedwindows.

Amenities:Slim pickings at Flatbush Farm — just a hook for your hat. At Farm on Adderley, you get the hat hook, a bureau stocked with backupTP, and the choice of a wicker basket or aluminum can to toss your used paper towelsinto.

Flaws:The reek of liquid soap: mint at Flatbush Farm, verbena at Farm onAdderley.

Strategy:If you want more light at Flatbush Farm, you might have to bring the candle from your table. At Farm on Adderley, bring a copy ofAnne of Green Gablesso you can read it in its naturalsetting.

Rating: 3 stars

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The Farm on Addereley:
Flatbush Farm:

— Daniel Maurer

Head to Head: Battle of the Barnyard Bathrooms