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Rants Mar. 6, 2009

Keep Your Stupid Granola!

By丹尼尔·毛雷尔
Photo:The Moment/NYT

Jill Santopietro, last seen griping aboutMarket Table’s out-of-season asparagus, is now upset thatDovetailhands out containers of granola as a parting gift. And here we were feeling persnickety forkvetching about rose petals. [Moment/NYT]

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